Dear Direct TV

Dear Direct TV,

Just a quick note to let you know how much I despise your current "Upgrade" commercial that runs at least once an hour on every channel imaginable. Because of your choice in celebrity representatives (ahem, Beyonce), I have made the official decision to never (I know, never say never - but I'm pretty sure I mean this one) select Direct TV as my cable provider.

IF you were to immediately remove this commercial from any and all TV channels, as well as erase the increasingly annoying jingle (lemme lemme lemme upgrade ja, grade ja) from my memory, I will reconsider the above. Until then, rot in hell.

Sincerely,
Very Unhappy TV watcher

Gabby GG